Saturday, May 12, 2007

the bOOb tube

I had the tele on for a little distraction earlier today.
An old re-run of Cheers. Frasier's bachelor party before marrying Lilith.

At the party, the guys went around the room saying who they'd like for themselves, even "for just one night." Here's the eighties for you:

Random guy: "Ooh. Kim Bassinger, and give me '9 1/2 Weeks.'"
(Laughter)
Sam Malone: "I'll round up to ten."
(Bigger laugh)

Norm Peterson: "Jill Eikenberry."
Group: "Huh? Who?"
Norm: "You know on L.A. Law. That good looking gal that married the short dumpy guy. There's just something about her..."
(Laugh)

Frasier: "Lilith Sternin."
Group: "Oh c'mon, geeze, etc."
Frasier: "Oh, OK. Loni Anderson. She's got a set of oom-pahs that John Philip Sousa would kill for."

3 comments:

Oob said...

"She's got a set of oom-pahs that John Philip Sousa would kill for."
Now that's a descriptor! LOL

georgiagirl said...

lol- you blog the funniest, most random stuff!

Michael said...

I guess I was more of a Susan Dey fan.