"He's bonafied."

I just had to try and decipher this swurvy word (sfgkzpwb) to verify a posing comment. Geesh! What is that, like, a handful of characters all curly and italicized and $hit. Pretty soon they'll have us trying to type in whole of Canterbury Tales BACKWARDS just for a 2-word comment. Dang.

"Alleluia!....Holy $hit! Where's the Tylenol?"

the bOOb tube

I had the tele on for a little distraction earlier today.
An old re-run of Cheers. Frasier's bachelor party before marrying Lilith.

At the party, the guys went around the room saying who they'd like for themselves, even "for just one night." Here's the eighties for you:

Random guy: "Ooh. Kim Bassinger, and give me '9 1/2 Weeks.'"
(Laughter)
Sam Malone: "I'll round up to ten."
(Bigger laugh)

Norm Peterson: "Jill Eikenberry."
Group: "Huh? Who?"
Norm: "You know on L.A. Law. That good looking gal that married the short dumpy guy. There's just something about her..."
(Laugh)

Frasier: "Lilith Sternin."
Group: "Oh c'mon, geeze, etc."
Frasier: "Oh, OK. Loni Anderson. She's got a set of oom-pahs that John Philip Sousa would kill for."

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