Match Game 1

MG 1, Question "B" (MG '76).
Gene: You know, they say that KING KONG had reeeaally bad breath.
Audience: How bad was it?
Gene:...It was so bad, you could tell all he ate was a steady diet of *BLANK*.

Match Game 1

I have never been a regular, long-term blogger. I rather enjoy reading what other people have to say, and making an occasional - generally snide - comment. However, as I was catching up on the volumes of "Match Game '76" on the DVR, I thought of a way to sneak back into Bloggerland, without being only a consumer:

Match Game 1 (MG76): Gloria was kicked out of the marching band when she got her *BLANK* stuck in a tuba.

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